Where do socks go?
Today I was looking for a pair of socks and I found five different kinds all in which was just one side! Grrr…. I honestly believe that the washing machine is a portal to some sort of mystical land where the inhabitants like to steal socks! I think these creatures think it’s damn funny to steal not a pair of socks but just one side, leaving you searching and ultimately ransacking the whole house trying to find your lonely socks partner. Watch Family Guy, they have the right idea when Peter got into the washing machine and saw a dumbass centaur holding one sock and saying, "Welcome to Narnia hihihihi" then gallops off. It’s a funny joke but I seriously think that’s what actually happens.
