Breathe…
Dang… Told you I’m really bad at this, though I doubt anybody cares. Still surprise that people actually read my blog, lol. Thanks for caring 
Anyway as usual I use this blog to complain about my oh so uneventful life… If you keep reading this, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
I woke up this morning ‘cos I had trouble breathing and realize the reason was paint fumes. I’m not exactly sure if it was the neighbour or body corporate actually painted the whole damn hallway but fumes were strong and I almost choked to death (I’m being overly dramatic but my apartment really smells!) Who the hell paints at nine in the morning? And more importantly, don’t they open windows!!! Bloody inconsiderate people, there’s something called a fan! Grrr… I didn’t want to get up yet (yeah I’m lazy, surprise! :P) so I tried burying myself in the blanket but then I ran out of air, so I had to breathe through my mouth cos breathing through my nose was problematic, it feels like my nose hair’s burning (was that too much info? well there you go). After a while I decided to wake up and get ready to go out ‘cos I couldn’t stay inside anymore.
Outside the weather was nice except for the strong winds. Dust was flying everywhere, feels like my eyes were being sand blasted and my hair became a filter… And I was high on paint fumes, if that’s possible. I couldn’t even remember whether a guy phoned me asking for Mrs. Ward that morning or the day before. Oh yeah btw, some stupid telemarketer (spawn of Satan! leave me alone!) woke me up asking for Mrs. Ward (have no idea who Mrs. Ward is):
Me: *grumbles* "He-o"
Telemarketer: "Hi, is that Mrs. Ward?"
Me: *still grumbling* "Nope"
Telemarketer: "So is she there?"
Me: "Nope"
Telemarketer: "So I’ll call later"
Me: "Yeah kay. Bye"
And then I realize I just found the perfect way to get rid of those pesky-utterly-annoying-people! Hrrmmm….
To sum it all up, today was not very high on my list of good days, my apartment still smells and I hope there won’t be any second coats. Seriously people, ever heard of something called wallpaper?!?!?!
Well that’s my bitching session for this month!!! For those of you who are trying to figure out what I’m on about, don’t bother… It’s really not important. I just like to ramble Smoochie-woochies!!!!
PS: Just in case somebody is a telemarketer, no offense unless of course you call and try to sell me something….:P
